"I wanta have a baby in dis house"
"Oh yeah, where do you think you're going to get one of those?"
"In da store!"
"Babies don't come from stores. They grow in Mama's bellies."
"Yup! Want to see a picture of you in my belly?"
I show him the picture.
"MOM!! You ATE me???"
"No, buddy, that's not how you got in there..."